Gotchya! Nothing in my post from April 1, 2012 was true, except I did hear Indra Nooyi speak last summer. (Well, that and the fact that most Americans don’t actually eat enough fiber).
No, I don’t think breakfast cookies are a good idea. No, I don’t think Trop50 is a good idea (umm, just add some tap water to your O.J., okay?). And no, they’re probably not going to be making Chia Cheetos anytime soon.
Happy April Fools’ Day, everyone!
(And to the PepsiCo lawyers: If you’re reading this, please don’t sue me.)