Gotchya!  Nothing in my post from April 1, 2012 was true, except I did hear Indra Nooyi speak last summer.  (Well, that and the fact that most Americans don’t actually eat enough fiber).
No, I don’t think breakfast cookies are a good idea. Â No, I don’t think Trop50 is a good idea (umm, just add some tap water to your O.J., okay?). Â And no, they’re probably not going to be making Chia Cheetos anytime soon.
Happy April Fools’ Day, everyone!
(And to the PepsiCo lawyers: If you’re reading this, please don’t sue me.)
