Homemade Whole Grain Cheez-Its
October 15, 2018

Some of you might remember my confession-slash-recipe from a previous October Unprocessed challenge, where I shared tales of my relentless need to stuff my face with salty snacks like Fritos. My self-imposed therapy of making at-home versions of all my favorite junky treats has more or less taken consumed all my waking ours in the year since that post, but don’t worry about me. I’ve got a really good excuse for revamping my Fritos recipe, licking Doritos for hours, and dreaming of Cheetos (yes, this really happened): I’ve been writing a whole cookbook devoted to the topic, Classic Snacks Made from Scratch: 70 Homemade Versions of Your Favorite Brand-Name Treats (Ulysses Press, January 2013).
I admit that not all the recipes in the book are fully unprocessed – though I shy away from turning my homemade Sno-Balls neon pink and use pure Vermont cheese powder on my Cheetos, organic vegetable shortening sneaks into a few things here and there – it’s pleasantly surprising to find how many things can be recreated very easily with whole ingredients. Dairy Queen soft serve? Fresh, unhomogenized cream is the key to that silky, melty texture. Funyuns? Yep, there’s an organic cereal that’s the secret ingredient to those crunchy deep-fried rings.
Apart from “you can make that?”, the question I’ve been hearing most over the past few months is which homemade snack is my favorite of the bunch. It’s most often the recipe I’m developing at the time (unless it’s something that’s giving me trouble, like when I had to make the entire fruit pie chapter in 90-degree July heat), but I’ll always have a place in my heart for Cheez-Its, which were one of the first recipes I replicated from scratch.
This unprocessed, whole grain version differs slightly from the cookbook recipe, but if you didn’t know the crackers were made with whole wheat flour, you’d never be able to tell the difference. The slightly heartier flavor reminds me of the batches of Cheez-Its that are slightly darker brown around the edges than their boxed brethren, the just-on-the-edge-of-burnt crackers that I’d always root around for, and then save for last. (Yeah, I still do the same thing with the extra-browned Triscuits too.)
Never fear: they’re still salty enough for my saline-loving taste buds, they’ve still got cheesiness out the wazoo, and they leave just a hint – just a wee, wee hint – of buttery grease on your fingers, like a good Cheez-It should. And somehow they’re even better a few days after you first make them, so don’t gobble your way through the whole batch right off the bat.
























Wait. What? Oh, I’m so excited!
Thank you.
At our house, I have been fighting a losing battle with my husband Ken’s comfort food fallback: icky ol cheezits. In how many languages can I possibly say ‘YUCK!’ ‘Double YUCK!’?? I’ve heard so many justifications for why he n e e d s them, I finally gave up.
Until now. We’re so excited to try these Casey and can’t thank you enough! How could they NOT be better!
And thanks to Andrew for tracking you down!
And YES on Prop 37!
I will have to add that Homemade Snack book to my reading list for when it comes out. Sounds like it will have a lot of great ideas!
You just made my day!
Thank you for this recipe! It has been one of my hardest things to give up!
oops… them being my family of course. Grin.
Thank you so much for sharing this recipe with us! With recipes like this I am able to prove to them that they don’t have to give up yummy treats when they eat healthier. And they are slowly learning that the home baked treats truly are yummier too. I can’t wait for your cookbook.
Wow! Thanks, Casey! I can’t wait to try making these. So many recipes, so little time!
Oh my gosh, I used to LOVE Cheezits and stopped eating them after knowing how awful they were for me. This recipe is music to my ears and tastebuds!!!! Your cookbook is the most incredible idea!