The Dirty Little Secret of Microwave Popcorn

I’m going to let you in on a dirty little secret of the microwave popcorn industry: It’s all a sham.

That’s right, I said it. Store-bought microwave popcorn is a lie.

Here’s the scoop: You don’t need to buy those expensive, high-fat, high-salt, individually-wrapped packets. You can just take plain popcorn kernels, toss ’em in a paper bag, and pop them yourself in the microwave.  No oil or grease needed.  No reflective foil in the bottom of the bag needed.  No salt needed.

You’ll get wonderful, fresh popcorn, just like out of a hot-air popper, in about three minutes. It’s 95% less expensive, 99% less wasteful, and 100% better for your health (You do know that popcorn is a whole grain, right?  It’s a perfect snack for October Unprocessed!).

The only downside is that a few less kernels will pop.  Big whoop, I say!

Homemade Microwave Popcorn

1. Add 1/4 cup Organic Corn Kernels to a brown paper bag.

Corn Kernels in a Bag

2. Fold the bag closed, and microwave on high for 3 to 4 minutes. Just like the store-bought stuff, you need to stand there and listen to the popping. Once there’s about 2 seconds between pops, stop the microwave (else you’ll burn some of the kernels.)

Homemade Microwave Popcorn

3. Pour into a bowl, sprinkle on your favorite toppings, and enjoy! (And save that paper bag for next time.)

Freshly popped, fat-free microwave popcorn

Below are a few topping ideas.  I recommend using an Oil Mister — you’ll use very little oil that way, but still get the flavor of the oil (and it’ll be enough to help the toppings stick to the kernels).

– Olive Oil, Sea Salt, and freshly ground Pepper.

– Olive Oil and Nutritional Yeast.

– Butter, Grated Truffle, Sea Salt, freshly ground Pepper, and grated Parmesan cheese. (Too fancy?)

– Tabasco and Garlic Salt. (Kapow!)

What’s your favorite popcorn topping? Share in the comments!

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Catherine
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5 years 7 months ago

I’ve been doing this for a while but do toss them in a little oil first. Dunno. think it helps the salt stick. I do find that I have a lot of unpopped ones and wonder about the quality of the corn I’m getting from the bulk bins.

Mike Smart
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Mike Smart
5 years 7 months ago

We do this all the time at home. You can make a kick-a__ kettle corn this way, too!

Shari
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Shari
5 years 7 months ago

I always burn popcorn when I do it this way (and rarely have small paper bags handy), but I know a lot of people who are successful with it. Instead, I found this simple and inexpensive bowl that pops even the store brand kernals really well, with no fanning-the-smoke-detector situations. It is a heavy duty plastic bowl with a lid, which is probably not great emissions-wise, but it’s easier than pulling out the old air popper and less frustrating for me that burning the bags! 🙂

As for toppings, my husband makes an amazing caramel topping, which is not really healthy in itself, but as it is made from scratch, it does meet the October Unprocessed criteria! 🙂

Renee
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Renee
5 years 7 months ago

Never tried microwave but we always do it on the stove in a pan with canola or coconut oil. Takes about 5 mins total. We top with sea salt and fresh Parmesan or melted butter. Will see if the microwave is any easier…thanks for the tip!

Tina H.
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5 years 7 months ago

I need to do this…I have a bag of organic popcorn kernals in my cabinet and I keep finding myself grabbing the mini bags of microwave stuff instead because it is just more convenient. But I cringe every time because of the list of chemicals and nasty stuff in it. I just need to suck it up and either get some paper bags and try this in the microwave, or do it on the stove. I am willing to bake my own bread, make my own granola, cook my own chicken stock, but for some reason stovetop popcorn is one of those mental blocks for me!!

Michelle
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Michelle
5 years 7 months ago

Thanks for the idea, I just popped up a snack! I don’t have a paper bag on hand, so I used a lidded plastic container like Shari’s comment suggested (only loosely covered while cooking). It worked great!

katesmom
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katesmom
5 years 7 months ago

Chipotle powder and Sea Salt

trishT
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trishT
5 years 7 months ago

I used to do this, it worked great, until one day I put the popped popcorn back in the microwave to melt with butter. When I removed from the microwave, flames about a foot high ignited 🙂 What did I do? 1. Took a picture 2. spray with the sink sprayer 🙂

Angela
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5 years 7 months ago

Oh my goodness. Brilliant! We’re not big microwave popcorn people because of all the salt, but this is a great way to avoid the sodium and have a healthy snack. Thank you for telling the dirty little secret!

Annelies
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5 years 7 months ago

This rocks. Thanks for the idea. I usually pop mine in a pot, but glad to hear how I can get the same effect via microwave.

Debi
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5 years 7 months ago

I’ve never thought to use paper bags to pop popcorn in the microwave. It’s been a long times since I’ve had microwave popcorn and avoid it at all costs these days. I fix my popcorn on the stove with unrefined coconut oil and salt. I love my popcorn plain. 😀

Barry Sanders
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Barry Sanders
5 years 7 months ago

I’ve tried and it turns out well. I’ve also been using the 0 calorie “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” spray to get a butter taste.

Debi
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5 years 6 months ago

I use 1-2 Tablespoons per 1/4 cup of kernels. It really depends on the pot I’m using. I try to get a light coat on the bottom of the pan. The nice part is it doesn’t really taste like coconut, but it gives it a bit of extra flavor naturally.

Louise
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Louise
5 years 3 months ago

I just found your blog. I enjoy Smart Balance with a few shakes of Parmesan Cheese.

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